Thursday, February 21, 2008

Mama loves porn

My mother has recently been trying to find a job. She looks for stupid little worthless jobs. Such as...
1) She directed traffic for sundance
2) Almost went to farms to ask farmers loads of questions for surveys
3) Paid to make her own website so directors and such can give her a ring if they want her to audition for any upcoming films.
4)Paid 20.00$ for four GIANT stickers to put on the back of every ones car that says, "My gas paid by gypsybug.com." The company pays you monthly for advertising. But I haven't seen any checks come in the mail.

She has finally settled working for a company that receive calls from people who need financial help. My mother answers the calls then checks to see if they qualify. She was checking someones history and a little video clip popped up. She thought it was an add until she realized it was some hard core porn. She unplugged the computer and told her boss. I was hoping this would make her quit her stupid job, but it only made her laugh.
I love my mother, but I don't know how much longer I can stand this. My mother graduated from college in elementary education and for most of her life has taught children. She was offered a tutoring job that pays four times the amount her current porn job pays. She wouldn't have to drive an hour to work either, the kids would come to her.
I just hope this all ends soon. Her need for a sudden change has taken a toll for the worst.

5 comments:

Jarrard said...

your headline made me laugh out loud. great work. keep it up. i got the drum at guitar center today. a tattooed man told me that it kicks ass.

bridgerw said...

Your poor mother. I hope she can make it through this midlife crisis.

Terrific blog, by the way.

Cassidy said...

That headline is the best one I've ever seen.

Craig said...

The headline made me literally jump in my seat. Maybe your mother should get on board this summer selling satellite systems. Or investing in that weight-loss drink we saw that man selling. That's where all the money is Dawn.

Sarah-Ashley said...

Good work Dawna, great headline. Tell your mom to go back to school. She should become and MD or something. Or she should go work at Nordstrom or JCrew I can see her doing that and having a great time.