Never Bought, Always Adopted

This is my Aunt Julie and my uncle Allen's new baby. They are on the German side of the family and have recently adopted a little girl from Taiwan. Her name is Wan I (whan eye) and she will be in the states in a matter of months. I think she is just the cutest little girl ever. My Aunt and Uncle have three boys, so this will be their golden gal. I plan on taking her to the grocery store and pretending she is mine because...

1) Mothers always seem to be treated with more respect

2) It will be a fantastic time.

Mama loves porn

My mother has recently been trying to find a job. She looks for stupid little worthless jobs. Such as...
1) She directed traffic for sundance
2) Almost went to farms to ask farmers loads of questions for surveys
3) Paid to make her own website so directors and such can give her a ring if they want her to audition for any upcoming films.
4)Paid 20.00$ for four GIANT stickers to put on the back of every ones car that says, "My gas paid by gypsybug.com." The company pays you monthly for advertising. But I haven't seen any checks come in the mail.

She has finally settled working for a company that receive calls from people who need financial help. My mother answers the calls then checks to see if they qualify. She was checking someones history and a little video clip popped up. She thought it was an add until she realized it was some hard core porn. She unplugged the computer and told her boss. I was hoping this would make her quit her stupid job, but it only made her laugh.
I love my mother, but I don't know how much longer I can stand this. My mother graduated from college in elementary education and for most of her life has taught children. She was offered a tutoring job that pays four times the amount her current porn job pays. She wouldn't have to drive an hour to work either, the kids would come to her.
I just hope this all ends soon. Her need for a sudden change has taken a toll for the worst.

SiFi

I recently forgot my password, but after a few tries I got it. I have been watching a lot of science fiction latley. I watched the first two seasons of Battlestar Galactica, along with its acompanied movie Razor. Then I watched the first and only season of Firefly and the movie Serenity. I am real sad that there is nothing else to watch, but I am looking foward to the end of March when the third season of Battlestar Galactica will come out.
I can't say if I like one over the other, but as of now Firefly is in the lead. I was a little bit nervous about the whole western edge to it, but it didn't bother me. Battlestar Galactica has more hot boys in it, but one good looker is enough for me. I think Firefly has more humor to it. I am scared to get into any details because I don't know much about science fiction, but these were two fun shows.
I realize this post will make everyone aware that I am a geek. But I realized that when I was still wearing spandex to school and all the other kids had slipped into denim.

I saw some lip balm by the telephone, I decided to put it on. It made my lips smooth and soft, then my mother comes up to me and says, "this was grandmas." My Grandma died in April of 07. I am speachless, my dead grandmothers lip balm is smeared across my mouth.